Bank of America on Capitol Hill

Bank of America - CLOSED
Category: Banks & Credit Unions
Neighborhood: Capitol Hill
2/20/2010
Now what's B and A up to?

New automatic bank machines...and lines outside them, with perplexed customers unable to deposit or withdraw money from their own bank accounts.

But BINGO! After 5-10 minutes, you actually CAN get them to work for you.

(These long, sluggish queues indicate just how popular B of A has become since they put in those new machines).

I do like the added convenience of successive screens of totally unnecessary, if picturesque, advertising--in high-resolution 1080p color!--on these new bank machines, too.

After all, the old ones--which worked fine--were just TOO fast (I could do a withdrawal in 15-20 seconds).

You're trying just us to slow down, relax (and enjoy life).

There's B and A for you: Always thinking of others. Or of country (red, white, and blue). Never of yourself (oh, those tiresome greenbacks).

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Thank you, B of A. You've made life easier, once again, for all of your loyal customers.
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